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MOAR DRANK PLZ
sillystonerr
i woke up at 1:30 p.m. still drunk =( and i can't locate my favorite jacket!
i did, however have an excellent night with pookie and the gang, particularly at the strip club.
pook wasn't having fun because half of the group bailed when we got there so i decided to spice it up by finishing off the tequila and having the girls pull dollars out of our cleavage.

somehow i ended up on stage (fully clothed) and got offered a job haha.
however, considering it was the skankiest club i could ever imagine i was slightly offended.
some of the girls were sexy as fuck, and some.... really shouldn't have been there and really shouldn't have been masturbating on stage =(


rainbow sprite was not there. my heart is broken.
if you haven't read or seen I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell than get on that shit!

so basically my night ended with morgan and stephanie dragging me to the car and something about me complaining that my drink was finished yet. even though i couldn't walk straight i did manage to hold my drink up when turist tipped my chair over, and didn't spill a drop!

i've got my priorities straight, what can i say?

stephanie got me a betsey johnson pineapple necklace for my early-bday-prezzie =D

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE ABOVE KAT'S BOOBS?

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!

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it's not all that fun =( i like to post about the fun stuff to remind myself when i'm feeling down.

must be a yelling-at-moms day. my mother has decided i'm an alcoholic haha.

xD That sounds like a pretty epic night, all in all.

Your b-day's on Friday, right? That's what LJ keeps telling me, anyway.

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