Just out of questioning- why is it whenever I'm with a cute boy all awkwardness ensues?
I swear when I was born a curse was set upon me- "THOU SHALT HAVE ALL HORRID SITUATIONS OCCUR IN THE PRESENCE OF AN ATTRACTIVE MALE".
This time was particularly nice. The madre invites me and cute boy to dinner. Nice. Ron's kid is in town. I've met her a couple times. No biggie.
Cute boy = Ande: inch guaged ears, arm tattoos, 6'6, snake bites... you get the picture
+ in a paticularly amusing shirt i suggested with a giant thumbs up and:
"Everyone has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer!"
So, since being the stoners we are we already ate, we realize that more smokage is neccasary to consume this delicious meal. So we hot box my car- everyone knows I smoke. Life is good.
We walk in. There is a very old couple on the couch o.0 my eyes are red. This is too much for my brain to process.
Ron: "Have you met my dad?"
Er.... hello practically grandpa?
I tried to go for a far-distance hand shake but for a guy in a wheel chair he sure can pull someone in close for a hug.
G-PA: "You look like you're fifteen =)"
Ande: -feeling like a chi-mo-
Myself: Uhh... hehehe? (The kind of awkward "hehehe" produced when you're blazed, know you're blazed, and know exactly what you smell like)
"May I interject? I'm 19."
Ande: -trying to cover up shirt- (i dug my own grave =/)
Relatives: -reading arm tattoos- WHATS THIS ONE SAY =D? (<-- fake enthusiasm only awkward adults can pull off)
Myself: -wanting to die-
The best part? We had to eat in the kitchen due to lack of seating (THANK GOD, KIDS TABLE FINALLY COMES IN HANDY) which would have worked out perfectly except the fact that our voices rang out in the damn echo-y house... through their little prayer.
Why is prayer so particularly awkward? I never really know what to do >.< I thought skipping out of it would be a blessing (no pun intended).
Luckily my mother was there this time, so she was able to smooth my horror.
And HEY- no cops OR firemen showed up this time =D maybe that's a sign.